A MAH-DER's RANT

What did the family do on National Day?

They dressed up in RED and WHITE, and they went SHOPPING!!!

Yes, they went shopping at John Little Sale at Expo Hall 5. Yesterday was the last day, though.

But this time round, the shopping was for the fah-der and the doh-ters.

The son and the mah-der got NOTHING!!

The doh-ters got new swimming suits and some clothing, and the fah-der got new shirts.

The son and the mah-der got NOTHING!!

Of course the mah-der looked around to get something for the son, but nothing caught her eyes. So, nothing for the son.

The mah-der also looked around for her things, but she caught too many things for her likings.

She wanted the handbags, shoes, blouses, long skirts, brooches, bedsheets etc.

But something stopped her...she feared if the fah-der bombards her with lots and lots of questions and comments.

It's not that the fah-der is stingy or something, the mah-der is positively sure that the fah-der will pay for them, even with those questions and comments.

But maybe this mah-der feels guilty of buying those things, as she has tons of them at home. You cannot blame the mah-der what. As the mah-der is a woman, and a woman loves shopping, so it's natural that the mah-der wants to buy new things.

So the guilt feeling stopped her from buying the things that caught her eyes.

Now the mah-der feels angry for feeling guilty for not buying ANYTHING for her at the sales!

The mah-der deserves something for herself right? Her job as a mah-der is so darn TOUGH that no fah-der can beat. So why can't the mah-der grab whatever she wants, treat it as a monthly bonus, and think about the consequences later?

*Sigh* An obtuse of a MAH-DER...